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L’Italia è da sempre un paese composto da persone dalla spiccata creatività ed intelligenza ma soprattutto furbizia, quell’ arte dell’arrangiarsi tipica del popolo dello “stivale”, tutte particolarità che sono divenute caratteristiche distintive del popolo italiano probabilmente date le vicissitudini che le generazioni passate hanno dovuto subire, problematiche che avrebbero portato gli italiani di allora a proteggersi dai soprusi delle varie dominazioni quindi ad abituarsi a “spremere le meningi” per riuscire a trovare sempre il modo di by-passare il più possibile tutto quanto possa essere by-passabile, talvolta anche l’impossibile, tramandando nel dna dell’attuale cittadino italiano queste ormai innate capacità, un miscuglio fra creatività, furbizia ed intelligenza  tanto da coniare il celebre adagio sempre attuale che recita: fatta la legge…. trovato l’inganno.D’altronde i politici italiani dovrebbero sapere che hanno a che fare con un popolo furbissimo ma a quanto pare non l’ hanno ancora ben compreso, in effetti dalle parole del creatore del reddito di cittadinanza Luigi DI Maio appaiono molto chiare e lusinghiere tanto che a suo dire il tanto controverso sussidio non cadrà nelle mani dei furbetti. Tuttavia l’Italia è l’Italia, quindi parecchi italiani sarebbero già sul piede di partenza pronti ad aggirare ogni ostacolo, ogni paletto imposto dalla legge, per potersi impossessare del reddito di 780 Euro mensili promesso dal gruppo pentastellato, uno dei cavalli di battaglia che gli hanno permesso di posizionarsi in modo vincente alle ultime elezioni. Per quanto riguarda i principali requisiti, punto primo il cittadino richiedente dovrà possedere un’ ISEE inferiore a 9360 Euro/anno ed un patrimonio immobiliare che non sia considerato prima casa di massimo 30.000 Euro seguito da un patrimonio in termini finanziari di massimo 6000 euro con una forbice allargata ai 20 mila per le famiglie con portatori di disabilità quindi essere disoccupati, di conseguenza firmare un “patto con lo stato” che preveda di svolgere otto ore di lavoro settimanali per il proprio comune ma anche di valutare offerte lavorative nel raggio di 100 Km dalla propria residenza. Il tutto entro il primo anno della misura. Il richiedente il reddito di cittadinanza verrà munito di una carta prepagata, si pensa ad una poste-pay, per poter ricevere dallo stato il sussidio mensile, quindi per poter spendere la cifra elargita e prelevare denaro dagli sportelli ATM. Ultimo paletto imposto dallo stato: non ci sarà spazio per in risparmio. Se il danaro non verrà speso nel mese, dal periodo successivo il cittadino subirà una decurtazione della somma totale pari al 10 per cento. In questo modo lo stato spera che le spese in aggiunta inizino a rifare girare l’economia e francamente il concetto non posso dire sia del tutto da scartare. Queste sono le regole per poter essere in regola e ricevere il sussidio ma ora descriveremo alcuni trucchi che i fantasiosi italiani, creativi della finanza spicciola stile Totò, avrebbero pensato di attuare per poterne averne diritto: Essendo l’ISEE lo scoglio più “spinoso”, i creativi della finanza spicciola avrebbero pensato che siccome l’autocertificazione comprenderebbe i rediti di tutto il nucleo famigliare, quindi difficilmente si arriverebbe insieme alla soglia dei 9360 euro/anno, ecco allora che arriva primo il gioco di prestigio: il divorzio. In questo caso il richiedente risulterebbe talmente povero da ottenere il massimo del sussidio essendo i propri redditi a ISEE zero. Con Mille Euro di atto di divorzio consensuale si ammortizzerebbe la cifra dopo un mese e mezzo dalla ricezione dei 720/euro mensili e nei mesi seguenti guadagno totale. Terreno spianato per una coppia solamente convivente, in questo caso sarebbe sufficiente il cambio di residenza, far cresere di essere tornati ad essere single ed il gioco è fatto con un risparmio di 1000 euro circa di avvocato divorzista (che in questo caso non serve). Nel caso di coppia con figlio minore poco male ma se fosse maggiorenne e lavoratore val la pena di dargli il “foglio di via” (ufficiosamente), magari con residenza a casa di zii consenzienti oppure dai nonni pensionati, così facendo il capofamiglia disoccupato rientrerebbe fra gli aventi diritto al sussidio con tutti gli onori del caso. Nel caso di possesso di prima casa nulla di strano ma se i genitori del richiedente desiderassero intestargli il proprio immobile sarà possibile bypassare la legge mantenendo l’immobile intestato ai genitori con un comodato d’uso dell’abitazione al figlio o figlia che sia. Nel caso di parenti stretti nullatenenti meglio aggregarli alla propria famiglia, in questo caso il capofamiglia potrà richiedere il sussidio di oltre 1000 Euro/mese. Per quanto riguarda il conto corrente che dovrà essere il più basso possibile nulla di più facile con l’operazione prelievo e svuotamento di fine anno per poi passare alla fase di riempimento ai primi dell’anno successivo. Per i cittadini più astuti e scientifici dato che il primo periodo dovranno lavorare per il proprio comune per otto ore settimanali come lavori socialmente utili, basta farsi credere malati nel periodo del proprio turno e con un bel certificato medico niente sanzioni. Ecco un breve vademecum sul come quansi certamente a mia opinione faranno molti per “by-passare la legge” ed incassare i soldi del reddito di cittadinanza. Sono certo che purtroppo questo vademecum sarà utilizzato da parecchi non aventi diritto vanificando lo scopo nobile del sussidio ovvero aiutare i meno abbienti, con il risultato che coloro che pagano le tasse ancora una volta saranno “munti” per sostenere una certa quantità di persone che non rientrerebbero nei parametri di povertà assoluta. Unico risultato che possiamo dire possa essere forse valido la questione spesa. Siccome sarà obbligatorio spendere i soldi del sussidio, porterà in un certo senso il “volano dell’economia italiana” forse a girare in modo un po’ più spedito dandoci una seppur piccola mano per alleviare le ferite dovute alla crisi ed alla recessione, ferite che iniziano purtroppo a diventare vere e proprie dolorose piaghe.

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